TeleVision

CW - BEAUTY & THE GEEK 8-9PM
it's funny how the dumb blondes make fun of the geeks, but the geeks rarely retaliate. this show needs meaner geeks.

CBS - SHARK 10-11PM
raines gets cancelled and this crap is still on?
woods vs. goldblum? the choice should be obvious.

FOX - THE SIMPSONS 8-8:30PM
this show is still on.

FOX - KING OF THE HILL 8:30-9PM
bring back bevis & butthead so we don't have to sit through this...

FOX - FAMILY GUY 9-10PM
...to get to this.

NBC - CHUCK 8-9PM
i'm curious about this one. it's about a nerd spy who decides to glom onto the nerd-renaissance of...

NBC - HEROES 9-10PM
as if we needed more, now with KRISTEN BELL as Lightning Lass!

NBC - JOURNEYMAN 10-11PM
a time-travelling show with Lucius Vorenus. if they're smart, they'll add Pullo as his sidekick.

CBS - THE UNIT 9-10PM
picked up for another season. hey mamet!

CW - REAPER 9-10PM
someone gave Kevin Smith his own show? god save us all.

NBC - BIONIC WOMAN 9-10PM
ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch!
*** they're not really bionics if they don't make that cool sound.

CBS - MOONLIGHT 9-10PM
a new vampire show with a former veronica mars cast member.
buffy and veronica will eventually converge.
*** this show is super-boring, but the lead has somehow found a way to be even more wooden than angel, so that's impressive.

SHOWTIME - DEXTER 9-10PM
read the book. love the show.
*** get the first season on DVD.

ABC - PUSHING DAISIES 10-11PM
just freaking watch this show. i mean you, nielsen families!
*** picked up for a full season!

NBC - 30 ROCK 8-8:30PM
two shows enter, one show leaves, studio 60 isn't moving.

NBC - FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS 9-10PM
it's back. it's on friday night. uh-oh.