NEWS ITEMS JUNE 2007

I CAN TELL JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM THAT
THESE BROADS HAVE GREAT TASTE IN MUSIC.

hillary clinton's supporters have chosen her new campaign theme song and it makes me feel the same way i felt about kerry. out of all the choices you have, THIS is the best you can do? so, let me get this straight, out of all the songs in the history of the world, you choose one by celine dion from an air canada commercial and, out of all the possible candidates in america, you choose this guy. just because many of your supporters are tree-huggers doesn't mean all of your candidates have to be this wooden. nothing says grassroots like a song by a french-canadian gazillionaire.

it's important to remember that in politics it's better to shoot your friend in the face than shoot yourself in the foot.

baby-boomers might be pathetic if they weren't already so simultaneously self-absorbed and oblivious.

as far as al gore goes, i still haven't forgiven his wife for this. if hillary's supporters had chosen one of these songs, all would have been forgiven though.

it's clear that our current presidency is corrupt and clueless, but what the democrats don't seem to understand is that with most people, given these choices, even the smallest shred of charisma is enough. it doesn't matter how smart, talented, experienced, reliable, or genuinely honorable you are, if you aren't just a little bit likable, you won't win. it didn't matter what reagan actually did, he was charming. it doesn't matter how good a president mondale or dukakis might have been, they just weren't very charismatic. i'm not saying that it's right, just that it is.