modern literature & music journalism

1. here's a piece of creative non-fiction about the best band ever.
   well, it was always more of a concept than a band.
2. it includes a link to the website of the second-best band ever.
3. i'm somewhat torn,
   but i think that it's best to have the concept first and then the band.
4. hey casio, bring back the SK-5! it could be huge.

rockin' the zeitgeist pt. II

COUGARS are the non-story of the month and being this condescending must be a lot of work.

bonus ironic insight: by saying that age doesn't matter you make it matter.

Q: what do you call a male cougar?
A: it depends on how much money he has.

in conclusion, cougar is just a television friendly term for milf. also, where milfs are passive, cougars are aggressive.